marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Too much gin, very little bucket
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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