I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My Higher Power is John Stamos
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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