If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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