I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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