Non-Jews are for practice
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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