Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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