There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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