My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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