things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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