you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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