Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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