Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I need a beard to bite.
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