we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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