People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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