I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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