i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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