I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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