i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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