Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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