sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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