he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
