I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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