Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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