Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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