Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Farmville is her only friend.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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