She's JV to your varsity
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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