There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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