I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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