We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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