eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Your penis caused this!
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