He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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