I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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