So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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