dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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