week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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