Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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