I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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