Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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