I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She even gives head with a lisp.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
