I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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