if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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