Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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