# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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