After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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