I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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