He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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