Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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