Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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