he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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