shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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